-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
(Source: cl0udchaser)
It’s going to bed about thirty-three degrees today. Oh boy.
It’s going to be eighty degrees today. What the hell?
They say “The Devil made me do it.”, but I’m no fool, you’re wicked pithy and cruel, a tithe of our friendship just to see yourself rule.